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Middleton Chess Society Headquarters Vandalized

This morning, the Night Patrol received an urgent call from Elmer "Checkmate" Yogle, informing them that the headquarters of the Middleton Chess Society had been vandalized. Eggs had been tossed around the room and several antagonistic messages were scrawled on the walls.

As Yogle is allergic to eggs, the situation quickly became urgent. When the Night Patrol arrived, Yogle was inconsolable at the damage done, and his physical condition was severely compromised by his allergic reaction. The Night Patrol was luckily able to administer necessary medical assistance in time.

Thus far no suspects have been named, however, an anonymous source was able to produce photographs taken at the crime scene that show the alleged perpetrator entering the building.

Bullying is a serious crime. All citizens of Middleton have the right to feel safe from physical and psychological abuse. If you have any information regarding the identity of the responsible aggressor, please inform the Middleton Night Patrol.


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