Ronnie the Rabbit Injured

On the night of December 8th, Middleton High School mascot Ronnie the Rabbit was discovered lying prostrate in the middle of the street. He had sustained serious injuries and was twitching profusely. It appeared as though he had been hit by an automobile, although this is undetermined. Ronnie was severely intoxicated at the time of the accident and could not recall any details of what had happened. Luckily, Ronnie survived due to surgical intervention.

If you have any details regarding this incident, please contact us at MiddletonNightPatrol@gmail.com.