Student Dies of Stomach Combustion
Mario Martinez, age 17, was found dead of a ruptured stomach. Apparently he had eaten too much yogurt and the resultant irritation caused...
Ronnie the Rabbit Injured
On the night of December 8th, Middleton High School mascot Ronnie the Rabbit was discovered lying prostrate in the middle of the street....
Slew of Abductions Terrifies Citizens
This past week, yet another student of Middleton High School went missing, making this the 13th case of a teenage disappearance in the...
Student Killed by Fire Hydrant Explosion
James Wittinger, age 17, was killed last night when a fire hydrant exploded and fatally wounded him. Water shot from the ruptured hydrant...